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Packaging Russian Dolls

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

'The dog won't eat my homework.'

Zoo warden attempting to impress woman visitor

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Nap time."

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

Wilbert wished he's taken those karate classes instead.

'Knock it off, Ben, you're scaring the guests!'

'It's a bill collector!'

'For the last time, it's, LUFTWAFFE!'

At the office of Dr. Picasso, Plastic Surgeon

Infant care worker is exhausted from sex injuries at hospital.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

'Don't worry, it's just the anaesthetic...'

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

Play dead. We have to make them think their new sprays work.

'Professor Luftkopf is really something -- he got a $300,000 Federal grant to figure out how to program his VCR.'