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"The Pain may be due to your Yin and Yang being out of alignment, but humour me and lets see if your broken let is part of the problem."

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

New Age Store.

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

World Cup Fever

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'Doctor, how much acupuncture experience DO you have?'

'Interesting presentation Bradley, except you were supposed to be discussing the nature of the DOW.'

"I thought I'd give Western medicine one more chance."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Witch Doctor

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

Man to other coming out of Alternative Health Club: 'I had total joint replacement - they switched me from hemp to medical marijuana.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

'I told you nothing was out of joint but your nose.'

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"Good?"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

Patient after an appendix operation

"Solar flares may be a contributing factor or perhaps it's a negative vibe sensitivity...."

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

Acupuncture - "So two hundred needles stuck into my fags will help me quit smoking, will it?"