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"So you mean to tell me that we drove for six days cross-country in a cramped hot car just to see some big letters?"

'I know we're not 'almost there,' but I keep asking just to keep her focused.'

"First class, or with children?"

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

'Are we there yet?'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"We'll get there when we get there!"

'I mean...'

'Are we there yet?'

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"That's mine. No, wait - I have one that looks just like that."

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"It's cheaper than coach, and he gets more legroom."

'We're there already? I'm still watching my video!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"