Family Value Aficionado T-Shirts

'Won't be long, my dad is just passing down his values.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Office pics on dinner table.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

It's a Boy

Mother's Love

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'They're a very successful family.'

"The Duke and Duchess of A.T. & T., the Count and Countess of Citicorp, the Earl of Exxon, and the Marchioness of Avco. The Duke of Warnaco..."

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

'Withdrawal symptoms.'

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

A couple with a new baby

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Family.

'Hey Holly, Watch! Biscuit can catch a ginger snap in mid-air!!'

Production manager with lots of children.

Mark Zuckerberg

"He followed me home...finally!"

'You say that he's so good that you 'Don't know you've got him', so what's the point of him?'

"I told you this would happen once you let her sleep on the bed."

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."