Family Tree Fan Mugs

Evolution explained.

'I'm sorry, but we only do people.'

"As if we didn't already know too much about ourselves, we're having our DNA done."

My First Camera

Family DNA

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

Alvin, genealogist extraordinaire, traces his roots back to the first amoeba.

"Mum, just curious: when you did the family tree, did you research all the way back to our ancestors on Noah's ark?"

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

'I went online to check out my ancestry and I found that my dad, 10,000 times removed, was an amoeba!'

Freak Family.

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

Maternity nurse presenting newborn baby with big nose to father with big nose.

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

Yummy Mummy

BIG BUSINESS: "He's going places in this company - his father owns it!"

Christening

'Dad, can you just drop me off here?'

Man at desk researching through papers.

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."

"I traced my family tree. This is it."