Family Trees Mugs

'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'

Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

The Descendants

"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"

'I've traced our family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

George's ancestry was unusual.

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

'You've gotta be kidding.'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

Son Of a Gun

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Turn Down For What.

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Dominant hand reveal party

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Elephant rides.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"We're a great team, Sash—you with your small and large motor skills, me with my spatial awareness and hand-eye coördination."

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

"Can you tell me the story again about how you swiped right on Dad?"

Some Photography Tips For Your Vacation

'Mom, we should get some new books, you're starting to repeat yourself.'