Family Trees Mugs

'I traced your genealogy. Better have a seat.'

Genealogists, let us trace you family tree - "We've managed to trace your ancestors back to your Dave."

"Albert Morris? But I've spent the last six months researching Alberta Morris?!"

The Descendants

"My goodness, I had no idea people from California had ancestors!"

Genealogy Service. Let's just say that the loss of your family tree wouldn't cause the Sierra Club to lose any sleep.

Bleh! I hate spring. Can you be my grandson? Look at all the flowers! And birds! And trees! And warm, sunny skies! Exactly! No more snow days! I'm testing your DNA!

'I've traced our family tree back to some lizards in the Mesozoic era.'

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

GENEALOGY - FAMILY TREE RESEARCH, 'Whoa! -- John Wilkes Booth AND Benedict Arnold?'

George's ancestry was unusual.

'I didn't even know there WERE people like this!'

'You've gotta be kidding.'

"I traced my family tree. This is it."

"My ancestry results said my DNA was 4% Wales."

Son Of a Gun

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

Family DNA

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'He's got your nose.'

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Elephant rides.

I think we need to get him outside more often. iPad … iPad …

Turn Down For What.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!

'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'

Dominant hand reveal party

"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."