'Neo-extended family'
Family Tree Enthusiast Pillows
Bring a cozy touch to their space with a pillow featuring clever designs for family tree lovers. It’s a charming and quirky gift that celebrates their genealogical pursuits.
Man at desk researching through papers.
"So being flakey is obviously something I've inherited."
'I'm tracing my relatives.'
'I started a family tree too, but I gave it up fairly quickly: Way too many relatives...'
"Tia Carmen, are we related to Luis and Walter Alvarez?"
Family DNA
'Testing, testing, once upon a time, testing...'
"And this was the man I thought was your father until E-Z Pass records proved that he was in New Jersey when you were conceived."
I'm with my nana at the flower show. You can't believe how gross everyone is. Listen to this!
"Our ancestors used all the hair genes."
"And these are my ancestors. . . Malcom. The mighty, Simon the Strong, Byron the Brave. . . And Fenwick the Flatulent . . . We don't talk about him much!"
"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."
"Don't bother wasting your money on DNA testing. The results all come back, 'Ape.'"
Related
"I'm an amphibian on my mother's side and a reptile on my father's side."
'He's not my Daddy: He's my great great grandfather...'
"Howard is my second husband once removed."
"You're the hardest client we've ever had."
'Why shouldn't I be obsessive compulsive? My mother is obsessive and my father is compulsive.'
Well, I'll be...Dutch Elm Disease!
"First, I want you to cut way back on the Ancestry.com."
Who's your daddy?, INC. It
I'm beat! Was work too hard for you? I didn't notice you helping dig, haul, plant or water dad's nursery. Boo hoo! He paid you, didn't he? Yeah. But I'm too tired to spend it! Now I can help.
Several generations live together in Cuba
"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."
'You never met my father? Never mind, I'm turning into him!'
"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."
'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'
"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."
Frankenstein's Ancestry
Send us $2.00, and we'll send you Your Family Tree
Brilliance runs in my family, but in a zig-zag pattern.
"You get your hair from your father's side..."
"One day you can participate in Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day as a parent."
Family Tree Enthusiast Pillows Collection
Family Tree Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for family tree enthusiasts—perfect for genealogy buffs who love to start their day with a smile.
Family Tree Enthusiast Prints
Find artistic prints celebrating family trees and genealogy. A great way for enthusiasts to display their passion in style.
Family Tree Enthusiast T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts ideal for family history fanatics. Stylish and witty, these shirts showcase their passion for genealogy.