Family Therapist In Training Pillows

The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Common Core Family Therapy

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

Therapist School

"You need to stop pressing the snooze button on your biological clock."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'Then, after a while, the pitter patter of tiny running shoes.'

'We've never had an accident - aside from three of our five kids.'

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

"I was thinking of joining a parenting class."

"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

Interpreters.

"They think I don't have a clue."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Mr. Wickers called me 'gifted' in front of the whole class. I'm ruined."

'The shrink said my holiday was hereditary - my family.'

"?"Psychoanalysis for Dummies"?

Ok, the first challenge is to throw out all the cheap crap in the swag bag we just gave you.

Interpreter.

I told my mom about my imaginary friend and now she wants to schedule all my play dates.

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Jeez, grandmom, here's your problem...you connect to WiFi, not HiFi!'

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"You're about to discover why I left home at 15."

"Look, we might have our little tiffs, but I think we should stay together for the sake of the children."

"For better or for worse, from pre-nuptial contract to no-fault divorce..."

Minority Group Access To Assisted Reproduction.

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Two people shouting.

'It's a done deal...she keeps the cave and the kids...you get the wheels.'

'Believe me, Luci, it's hard being a boss! You want to be everyone's friend...but you can't...I wonder what you'll be when you grow up...'