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"Don't try to blame this mess on your father!"

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

"Did I hear the dog in here?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"They grow up so fast."

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

"She's been so creative lately."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The child is very illogical'

"That's not how I sat on you."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey -- it's part of the aging process.'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"Even when he throws them on the floor, he doesn't want the peas and carrots to touch."

Children's artwork exhibition.

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'What's play?'

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites."

"You're welcome."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"I have a feeling he understands more than we think."

"I need to know who started it."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'