Family Night Enthusiast Mugs

Rational Exuberance

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

Balancing two espresso martinis

Office pics on dinner table.

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Swinging

Polygamists' Picnic

Balloon Kids

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Mother's Love

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

Family sitting on sofa.

"Before we start, does anyone fancy a bet on the outcome?"

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.