Family Night Enthusiast Prints

Rational Exuberance

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Swinging

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Balloon Kids

Polygamists' Picnic

Office pics on dinner table.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

I love my family!

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

It's a Boy

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Mother's Love

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

'They're a very successful family.'

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'One of my relatives is coming to Thanksgiving dinner...and one of yours.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."