Family Moment Cherisher Gifts

First Steps

"When did she start crawling?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Bottle Time

Chip and Fran Cooper: The Most Embarrassing Parents in the World.

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

'Don't you just love them when they're at that age?'

'I've done the washing up - Do we have any glue?'

Child with picture of rocket

The gift of a family Christmas

"Why is there a picture of an old man in the bathroom?"

Letting Go

"Dad, I'm water hungry."

Christmas telly!

'I must be growing up...I took a bath without being told to!'

'But mom, age 10 is the new 15.'

'The air is thinner up here, isn't it Dad?'

'You've been a good little sister, I want you to have this sweater while I go to Europe for the summer.'

"Remember when I was a little kid and cried when I had to go to the dentist?"

"#babygirl...seriously?"

Christening

Again: Footballer takes selfie with dictator!

"Another milestone: the first step, first word, first excuse..."

'Why are you wearing my new raincoat?'

"...and please bless and keep safe Mommy and Daddy and Stevey and Spotty and our United States Postal Service."

"Just a heads-up...binge watching Netflix together is not considered quality time."

Life Hourglass

'Isn't it a shame The kids grow up so quickly'

"Wow! Look mum, snow"

"Quick - hide the donuts."