Family Mimicry Fan T-Shirts

'Oh, look dear! He's following in your footsteps!'

My First Camera

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

Lawyers On A Plane.

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

Freak Family.

Old Yarns

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

"You remind me of someone."

"Mom?!"

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

Family wearing shin guards to protect against the kid in a play car.

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"It's good luck."

'He has his father's nose!'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."