Family Mimicry Fan Mugs

'Oh, look dear! He's following in your footsteps!'

My First Camera

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Sock Puppet in Literature

Spam in Hell.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Marcel Marceau's parrot

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

'Your mother makes a wonderful spoiler.'

The Second Fall of Man.r

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Old Yarns

A woman carrying a child carrying a teddy bear

Freak Family.

'It looks like Mel Brooks is at it again.'

Atomic Bear: Part 10

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

The Sedentary Dead.

"You remind me of someone."

'He has his father's nose!'

"All it says is 'loyal and trustworthy friend', but that's not the real me."

"Mom?!"

'CROOOAX! If we ever want to sell this damned parrot, we better not anybody what he has done to his previous owners... CROOOAX! If we ever want...'

'Here's a picture of the Brown's 300 children.

'Ready? Everybody freeze...'

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

U.S. Male - Part Five

"It's good luck."

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."