Family Members Who Love Pets Pillows

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'My owner is feeding me way too much organic food.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Chasebook

"Odd, since neither of us overfeeds her by even the smallest amount."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'He's never going to graduate. How about giving him an honorary degree instead?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

I know. Isn't it funny how people and their pets start to look alike?

"Yes, you were in a breech position, and it was the first time I was really pleased to see the vet..."

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Yeah, going to the dog park is good, but I must prefer a more intimate walk with my Master..."

'What is it with dogs and the thrill of getting caught?'

"I hate it when he gets all Robin Williamsy."

'Perhaps you'd like to explain this,'

'You see, Doctor, we've never had any children...

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'you just don't get the idea of being a watchdog, do you?'

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'It all started with them sending me outside to do my 'business'.'

"He's so old I usually let him do what he wants."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Go ahead, open it. It's a ball.'

"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

Dog on leash not able to reach tree

'Hello, is that Dugdame and Son's, the plumber?'

Cat Graduation

Vet's Waiting Room