Family Member Of A Veteran Prints

Memorial Day

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Support the Ex-Troops

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Licensed Therapist

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I didn't spark joy."

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

Cardiac Recovery.

Dancing Doctor

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Very Difficult Conversations

"Little help?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Military Medals

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

No caption (In the first frame a dog rides in a car with his head hanging out the window. The dog is smiling. In the next three frames the view gets progressively closer to his ear, until on the fourth frame a closeup is shown of a flea on the dogs ear. He too, is smiling).

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Babies vs. Dogs

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Swinging

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'