Family Member Of A Veteran Prints

Memorial Day

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Licensed Therapist

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I didn't spark joy."

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"Little help?"

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

Very Difficult Conversations

Military Medals

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

Cardiac Recovery.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

Dancing Doctor

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

The day the cat realized it was dependent.

Babies vs. Dogs

Photographer Phone: 'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Swinging

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'