Veteran Friend Prints

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Support the Ex-Troops

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Postwar is hell."

"Why bother?"

Military Medals

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

UNFADED GLORY

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

'Forget what?'

Thank you to those who never came home and to those who never left their side.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Kamikaze Colour

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

'Ignore them, Charlie. They're nothing but philistines. I liked your poetry, truly I did!'

Remote Control Duck

"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"

Old veteran walking in sun casting a giant shadow as a young soldier

"I can't imagine how things could get any worse."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Veterans Day US

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.