Family Meeting Veteran Prints

"Dad, this is Keith. Keith works in the timber industry."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

Tartine

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

The Zoo.

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

'Ahhh...'

"There was no other choice, Mom. It was a double dog dare."

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Christmas Tree

'Hi hon! How's the little monster?'

'That last meeting was a complete turn-off.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"Hi-yah!"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

True confessions.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'