Family Man Mugs

"Start exercising, lose some weight, pay more attention to me and the kids, help out more around the house?"

'Happy Father's Day! 'Father' is just another name for 'we love you'.'

"Dad, can we have some money so we can buy you a Father's Day present?"

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

'That one I got in my daughter's bedroom!'

'Dad, the team feels your feeding leadership is lacking.'

"What a coincidence! I'm a new dad too!"

'Sun shining, birds singing - today I feel on top of the world!'

'He lost!'

Best Dad Ever

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

'I'd like to spend more time with my family, Joe -- could you serve these drinks a little faster?'

'I used to think I'd have it made when I had 3 cars. That was before I had a wife and 2 teen-aged kids.'

'I'm going to have to let you go.'

Father's Day

'Dang! I shoulda called the sitter.'

Father 10 out of 10.

"Hmm...Dad's usually waiting up for me."

"When I get older, I want to be just like you, Dad."

"Yeah, the carefree days of being a lone wolf were great, but becoming a dad has brought me love, joy and purpose. . ."

"This article says girls will come and go...but family give us unconditional love and will always be there."

"You need some quality time with the kids. I just volunteered you at their school."

"I'm off early, hoping to spend a quiet evening with the kids."

"We've been fighting for over an hour, and dad is still smiling. Whatever noise reducing technology he's wearing must be good."

New Grandad

Happy Birthday Grandad

"Your Covid-19 Test Results Are In..."

New Dad.

"You've spent lots of time with your family. It's time you got a job!"

"I moved to the Internet to be closer to my children."

"He's less of a parent and more of a fixer."

"I've had a rough day, honey. Tell me everybody's name again."

A man rushes towards photos of his family

"Don't make me turn this covered wagon around!"