Family Guy Mugs

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

A father kisses his son on the head

When a father's hair begins to grey....

"My first Father's day!"

Two tired men on a train - 'Clubbing or parenting?'

Wife and 6 Kids to Support

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"I keep a picture of my family in my wallet - where my money used to be."

'I've scheduled quality time with you, the kids and the bird. Is there anyone else I'm required to interact with?'

"How've you been, Baldo? You still seeing Estella? Is that a new shirt? How's your Tia Carmen?"

"My dad must be tired. He has his eyes in dark mode."

A father of three

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

Family with pets.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

Suffering from Cooties?

'So far I've found out the doctor had something to do with it.'

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'Mind how you cross the ocean.'

'Believe me dad. I'm on the school math team. If your investments declined 50 then increased 50 you did not break even.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

'I must be going through a mid-life crisis.'

'Here comes your Daddy - Do you want me to do the talking?'

"Your mother and I think it's time you got a place of your own. We'd like a little time alone before we die."

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

Father and son with matching beer crates.

I love my dog!

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

'Mom says she has a souffl