Family Loyalty Pillows

'Oh yeah, well my big brother's not scared of you!'

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

Man painting MOM on boat

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

Family Feeling

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'I've turned into my mother.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'Someday, Son, this will all be your problem.'

'Of course, we're family-owned & operated in India.'

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

Thomas was brought up by his extended family

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Dad, when I leave high school, I want to get a job and help support the family."

The journey of life

'...and someday this will all be yours, Son.'

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I owe everything I have today to my parents, my wife, and the bank."

"They are what keeps me going. You wouldn't believe how expensive it is raising three kids."