Family Life Buff Mugs

Mum and daughter

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

Family members!

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

"Right...you're all in detention until we find out who put the chameleon on the tartan rug!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"I'm so good at this!"

"Use your inside scream."

'Hi Dad. I want you to meet Mr. Hacketal, my attorney.'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

"And remember, it's important to wake them up at hourly intervals."

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

'If your boss is so dumb, daddy, why did he hire you?'

'Sorry, he can't come out and play. He's grounded.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'None of the other things had instructions.'

'Oops! It says administer at bedtime. Guess that makes it bedtime.'

World's Best Dad. I don't know. I thought they were with you. World's Best Mom.

"I read the audio book."

'If he hasn't got a name yet, how do we know he's ours?'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

"I suppose your mother and I should have said something earlier, but it never seemed like the right time to talk about your adoption."

"I think he's outgrown the baby gate."

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

"I've decided to have a kid."

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."