Family Lawyers Pillows

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Campaign for Plain English

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

Changing Minds

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"It says here an increasing number of Brits blog and tweet in Afrikaans. Why?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'