Family Lawyers Pillows

I see that Baby J case rumbles on...

"I see that he is growing as fast as your law firm."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

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'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

Changing Minds

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

Wal-Mart Ruling

'I'd like your permission to enter into pre-nuptial negotiations...'

"Have your parents sign this waiver concerning violations of personal space. . . then you guys can play tag."

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'According to your pre-nuptial agreement. If you divorce her, you'll turn back into a frog.'

'Of course I hired Andrew. He's the best divorce lawyer around! Unfortunately, he's also the rat I want to get divorced from...'

'At first I was grounded, but my lawyer was able to plea bargain it down to 30 minutes in the Time Out Chair.'

"After six marriages I learnt my lesson and married my divorce lawyer."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

A rare picture of Henry VIII's divorce lawyer.

'You've got Mr & Mrs Smith at 2.00, Mr & Mrs Jones at 2.30, and at 3.00 your wife has made an appointment with a Divorce Lawyer!'

'I gotta admit - this 'jury by my peers' idea of yours is looking pretty good.'

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'