Family Juggler Admirer Pillows

"Your mom's a very special person."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Save us!'

"First break since 2008."

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Baby On Boardroom

Acclaimed mother.

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Juggler and Illusionist

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Circus

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."