Family Juggling Master Pillows

"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"

"I'd love to be a stay at home mum, but I'll get into so much trouble if I miss any more school."

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Save us!'

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"First break since 2008."

Food deliverer's baby.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Hassled Mother.

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Juggler and Illusionist

Acclaimed mother.

Baby On Boardroom

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'