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'Well, my Dad doesn't care how big you are, Mr. Jones. He'll still knock your block off!'

"I'm sorry, Ms. Cole is busy balancing family and career. Can I take a message and have her call you back?"

celebrating a birth.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Miracle Mom #5,293

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

"Yeah, the medals are nice, but this is what I'm most proud of!"

Dad's home

"Mom...There's nothing to do..."

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

"Kosovo, Iraq, Afghanistan...Sarge Higgins is one hell of a tough guy! But he wouldn't have a chance against my mom - she raised three kids!"

'I already had one bath today! You want my skin to wear out?'

Thank You to Vaccinators

'I've been disrespectful again, Dad.'

Coronavirus

'Any chance of getting a financial advance on my loose tooth?'

"Nothing like taking a few weeks off to spend time with the kids Eh!"

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

"Mom, Dad, am I adopted?"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

Plastidad

"Before it's too late, Dad, I want to take the opportunity to say 'I love you.'"

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'Don't bother your father. Let him enjoy his Father's Day.'

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

'I'm afraid I have some bad news.'

Fear

The Faith-Based Family

"Don't even think about letting them in until the house is dirty again."