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"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

"Your resume says that you've got your Ph.D., your M.B.A. and that you've worked as a C.F.O. and C.E.O. but that your most important title and position has been M.O.M.?"

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Mr. Briggs' Pleasures of Housekeeping, part 1

Going into the relationship, Tom knew Loretta was a package deal.

Personnel: 'I promised Mom I'd call her when I got here safely - do you mind?'

"I love spending time together as a family. It brings us together. It makes us stronger. It helps us understand each other."

'I know we hadn't planned on getting a bigger car until we had kids, but I think we need one now to accommodate the bumper-stickers.'

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Workplace bullying.

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Shooting the Dove of Peace

Happy Everything

"It's the old man's idea. Reckons his young executives should see more of their families."

'It's a grueling job that requires a strong commitment and personal sacrifice. Is your mother available?'

'I'm glad I don't like spinach because if I liked it I'd eat it and I hate the stuff!'

"This may surprise you, Worthington, but I'm a man who believes that nothing in life is as important as family."

'You told me to put away the groceries.'

Father and son

"I'm not allowed to come out and play. I was being good, but I relapsed."

"Well, shall we proceed without everyone sharing their personal thoughts and opinions."

What we need more of. . . Love, World Peace, A Uniting of America. . .

"Sorry, but my mum doesn't want me to invite friends over: She's kind of ashamed we live in a pigsty..."

'Do you think my husband would have better than a 50-50 chance if you didn't wear your mask up so high?'

'The good news is that I can spend more time with my family. The bad news is my job is now only part time.'

"I'm not going to work late tonight, so I can normalize relations with my family!"

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"In my opinion, nothing promotes family harmony like caller I.D."

New Family Code in Cuba

Peace Escaping From War