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"Can I see your pilot's license? My teacher said you're a helicopter parent."

"Careful. That house has a taser."

Handle With Care

"Ok, so you beat me at scrabble!"

"Beware of God"

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Overprotective Father

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

caring for the elderly in Cuba

"Thanks for the painkiller mum, but how does it know which leg to go down?"

If you go out in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise.

Every time an invading army tries to kill me, I wonder if I should have finished art school instead of going to the family business.

"But is it Organic?"

A Conservation Biologist Goes for Therapy

Smiling at people who make stupid noises, wearing diapers, crying at least 8 times a night, getting cuddled by wrinkled grandparents... Man, being a baby is the World's hardest job!

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

'Sorry, my dog says no landlords allowed!'

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

Guardianship of minors

"Freeze, or I'll mop the floor with you!"

Safety is about FAMILY!...

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd saved to send me to a private school.'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Pay Now . . . or Pay Later.

"My mum is very smart: she made sure Dad didn't sneak weasel words into the wedding vows..."

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

Beware of the Dog

''Heaven's Waiting' Retirement Home? . . . 'We care for your parents so you don't have to.''

It's 10 PM Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?

Grandma collects medication for ill grandson and pet fish.

"I've solved our Thanksgiving dilemma. Here's a catering service with six therapists!"

The AdRams Family no.14 - Filtering the internet for kids

'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'