Family Growth Fan Gifts

They used to be best buddies. That was before she came along and tricked him into having a baby.

At the market

'With these alternative fertility treatments you never quite know how things turn out,'

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"Why do leaves change color?"

George Washington's sister was always getting him into trouble.

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

Holiday Travel.

'My parents didn't want me getting left behind in the system.'

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"Careful George. You don't want to hurt our baby boy."

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

'Quit playing kick ball with your brother!'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"I was just like you, then I hired a life coach. Now look at me!"

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Dad! Woody's taking all the fun out of the Easter egg hunt!"

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"We moved here for the schools."

Mom - You gave me the best years of your life.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Freak Family.

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

"Grandpa, if I ever decide to get involved in farming, it will be strictly as a commodities broker."

Sharing sweets with dad.

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

"Somehow, Daniel, you're not as cute as you used to be, and you're beginning to lose our attention."

'Wednesday wave.'

"Well, he's learned to walk the walk, now he just needs to learn how to talk the talk."

"Can I have a pony?"

"Luck, son, is when preparation meets nepotism."