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Family Gathering Narrators T-Shirts
Let the world know who the true family hero is with our witty and warm t-shirts designed for family gathering storytellers. Comfortable and fun, they’re perfect for reunions or casual family get-togethers.
"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk
If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.
"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."
'Ahhh...'
Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children
"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."
T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."
Christmas Tree
"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."
"Hi-yah!"
#Thanksgiving #Nofilter
"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."
True confessions.
'It's really more of a family forest than a family tree.'
Wedding Day Itinerary.
"Just kick back and enjoy this. These are the nest years of our lives!"
"Can I have another sausage Dad?"
"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"
"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."
Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
The Family Joules: Part 21
Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!
"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."
"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."
'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'
"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'
"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."
'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'
celebrating a birth.
"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."
Family Gathering Narrators T-Shirts Collection
Family Gathering Narrators Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for family gathering narrators and keep their stories brewing every morning.
Family Gathering Narrators Pillows
Our pillows dedicated to family narrators add a personal and humorous touch to their favorite space.
Family Gathering Narrators Prints
Decorate your family gathering space with prints that honor the narrators who keep your family history alive.