Family Finance Juggler Prints

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Decorating with Children

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'As a member of our great company family, my pink slip was signed with 'Yours Aunt Anny, personnel manager''.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

Absolutely No Credit

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

Man robbed by medical center.

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Fresh Food and Regurgitated

Today's nervous breakdown occurred yesterday.

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."