Family Finance Fighters Prints

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'Change is inevitable, espeically when you have a newborn in diapers."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

Excess Baggage: Sooner or later all those vacation bills come due.

"Prices may keep going up, up, up, but my love for you will remain positively, and forever, as is."

Student Debt

'Don't come too close - this baby will tear you to pieces, bite your head off and drink your blood... I've called him 'Fiscal Policy'.'

Breaking Through

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"I think you should provide a 401(k) with my allowance."

Stress on GPs

'Well I think everything is in order, congratulations on your new home!'

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

'You must know my kids...they spend like there's no tomorrow.'

Little Investment on the Praire

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'

'Children are all right, Carson, except they're so damned unprofitable.'

"My client, whom I shall refer to as your son, has retained me to represent him in these negotiations regarding an increase in his allowance!"

"Yeah, you're the CFO of a global multinational, but to me you'll always be the First National Bank of Dad."

"With me it's even worse. I'm still paying off loans from nursery school."

'Sorry son, I spent all your inheritence fighting inheritence tax.'

'Activist investors are here to see you and they're wearing boxing gloves.'

'It's our 10 year plan.'

"Would you like your paycheck sent directly to your mortgage holder, your oil company or your health insurance provider?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"We can't afford to go on holiday, and we can't afford to stay at home either."

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

"There's money in there that could be used for other purposes."

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

"Oh no - another mouth to feed!"