Family Finance Juggler Pillows

'. . . I just got the bill for the fence. '

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'Wait a minute....!

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

How many times do I have to tell you. . . you're broke! Broke! Broke!

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

Decorating with Children

'As a member of our great company family, my pink slip was signed with 'Yours Aunt Anny, personnel manager''.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Now, Mr. Lindsay. About this non-profit organization you head."

"Just because you can go around the world in one night doesn't mean you can also do your taxes that way!"

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

'I'm about to say my prayers, Dad. Do you want more pocket money too?'

Absolutely No Credit

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

Man goes from instant cash machine to instant spending.

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Here's a new bill to pay...intellectual property tax!"

'One day son, all of this will be yours.'

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'I've been through your tax return and for the minute there's nothing to worry about.'

'I helped write the new tax code and even I don't understand it.'

Man robbed by medical center.

"Will that be debit or debt?"

"The kids were late for school and it just stayed like that."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"Hi! I am on the rails!"

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'