Family Emotions Explorer T-Shirts

"My first day of school was good too...this year mom hardly cried at all when I left."

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'Ahhh...'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

(When I'm good I'm very very good, but when I'm bad I'm... Well….) (Horrid?)

Relationship Warning Lights

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"If you let down your guard, I'll walk over the moat."

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"I've switched my energy provider, and I switched my broadband provider. Now I want to switch my misery provider."

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"Is this Randy the Love Doctor?"

"Hi, I'm Pop!"

'Sometimes it's difficult to get their feelings to the surface.'

"They retired me. Just like that. Seems I'm no good over 55 mph anymore." "How does that make you feel?" "Like I want to bash my head against a wall!"

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

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The Map of the Human Heart

'Am I looking sad or happy in the appropriate places?'

"Your feelings may be artificial, but that doesn't mean they're not real."

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

"I appreciate the support. It feels good to finally get that off my chest."

"There's something I have to tell you."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Feel better, dear?"

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."