Family Dynamics Reflector Mugs

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Relationship Warning Lights

Emotion of Mr. Kenwigs on hearing the family news from Nicholas

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

Polygamists' Picnic

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

'Everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."

"Adopted? It's cute how you think we would've picked you."

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Were we expecting a baby?"

Children's Party

"You never told me your dad was so delightfully old-fashioned."

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

'What did I learn in school today? You'd better sit down.'

"Having nannies really changes you."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'Dad, when do I stop being a wholly owned subsidy of you and Mom?'

"Raymond's prospects look good, Daddy. . . He's pretty sure he's picked all six lotto numbers!"

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."