Family Day Fan Pillows

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

My First Camera

At the market

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Ready Mum?'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Holiday Travel.

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

Loving family

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

"We moved here for the schools."

Freak Family.

'Could you direct me to the balloon animal enclosure?'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Going to the pub with kids...

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.