Family Day Fan Prints

Welcome to Family Day Open House 1st Armoured Division: 'Careful you don't break anything.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

My First Camera

At the market

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

"Sarah has two mommies and both of them are good cooks."

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

'Ready Mum?'

"Why do leaves change color?"

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'I'm very confused. I never had a father. I was raised by two mummies.'

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

Holding up a child so he can feed a giraffe.

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

Loving family

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Let's first master this kite. Then we'll move on to a drone.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Can you play with him for a while? His battery died."

'Hey, wait a minute!'

Will accompany your kids on rides so you won't barf - $20.

'If you're too hot, get back in the water: I'm not buying you ice cream!'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

'Could you direct me to the balloon animal enclosure?'

Julius and Isabella Dufferburger, statistically average family with their 2.5 children.

'Never shoot straight up.'

Going to the pub with kids...