Family Conversation Facilitator Gifts

"Being rich can make life easier...but it doesn't mean you can avoid responsibilities or do whatever..."

"What's that mark on your arm, Mama?"

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

"His name is James Tom Dave Jon Lee Robert Glenn Joseph Tony Sam Barnes. We didn't want to hurt any relatives' feelings by not naming him after them."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Oh, no

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

'Feel free to get a second opinion. I can give you the number to my mom.'

Parent Involvement Tip #1

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You'll hear from my lawyer."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

'If you ask me, toys are getting far too realistic!'

"When I grow up, I want to impeach a president."

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"Someday, my dimwitted son, all this will belong to your sister."

As the Chief Corporate Adrenal Gland of the company, Fred's recommendations were rarely a surprise.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'And now, Gentlemen, that we have our thinking caps on, let us continue.'

'No, you can't turn your vegetables into bio-fuel.'

"So which bit do you think was 'nature' and which 'nurture'?"

"I'm sorry madam but we don't make them go missing."

"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"Motion denied then"

"Isn't it time to forget the cat and start belling the violence?"

"Hey - let's not us re-invent wheel."

'Um...Excuuuse me?! Apparently you've forgotten the household peacekeeping policy.'

"No need to Whatsapp me dear, I'm right here."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Hello mother. . ."