Family Connectors Pillows

"Hey, it's the high risk people!"

Networking

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

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"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

"Grandpa's not tech savvy. If I want to unfriend someone, I say, 'I don't like you anymore' to their face."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You won't believe it - your granddaughter's grown a foot since you last saw her!"

'Get a new hair-do, join a health club, call your mother...'

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

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"Moses, it's your mother. It's the only way I could get hold of you. You never call."

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"One day, son, all this anxiety will be yours."

"It's amazing how much he's like one of his dads."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Coronovirus dreams

Grandma is texting her grandchildren.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

Once or twice a year he'd leave work and go home to his family. He missed them terribly, but not the commute.

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

"This has been fun, Dad, but I need to spend more quality time with my smartphone."

"Hello mother. . ."

"This family who came with the frame made it clear they want no contact with me."

'Get real, Larry!'

'I would like to have a little talk with both of you!'

"Dad's working out car charging points if we want to visit grandad."