Family Circus Navigator Pillows

"Kids, could you do Mommy a huge favor and go really far away from me? Thanks."

A Preschool of Fish

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

'sugar and spice my eye.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

"'Parent' should always be an action verb."

Babies

Parental Training Course

The relay race

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"My seven-year-old is a prince, but my forty-seven-year-old is a pain in the ass."

'I feel much safer living in a gated community.'

"You mentioned separation anxiety. Don't worry, she'll be all right."

Reason #149 for making sure the whole family wears seat belts: It helps keep the kids quiet.

"This baby will hold more than a hundred and twenty-five cubic feet of family rancor."

"Will you turn that TV down? Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"No, we're not there yet because your father refuses to ask for directions!"

'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'

'Would you like me to have a word with educational psychologist about Julie?'

The Queen of Static Electricity: 'Boring Rainy Day Sitting Area.'

"Hah, good luck to them when they try to flush THAT!"

Police Log

Cr�che Seige

Pre-School Child Center - Computer LiterateNon-Computer Literate.

"I've been a mess since Jake left for college, so now we have a boy who comes in a couple of times a week to leave wet towels all over and challenge everything I say."

"Working" from home

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

'Looks to be a very young universe.'

'I've had it for the last seventeen years.'

Travelling with child Sketchbook - day 1