Family Business Observer Pillows

'This company is one big happy family.' - 'Yes, she's given all the best jobs to her relatives.'

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

"Yeah, you could say I've got mother issues....she told me I have to move out!"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"And this is my junior partner, my son, Ira."

'Hi, I'm Bob and I'll be your waiter ... and this is my wife, Susan, and her two children from a former marriage, Jimmy and Cindy.'

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

'I see from your C. V. that you're my son...'

"We've doubled our staff in the last six months." (Smith and Smith - baby in playpen behind desk).

I think it's time he left home.'

The Red Carpet

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

Bribes.

'Step on it, Larry.'

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

"Trump's election has certainly thrown the cat amongst the pigeons... The only way we'll get through it is to embrace this new world, develop our business strategy around it! So the plan is to build a betterer business, a beautiful business... One where i

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

"Thank God your mother didn't live to see what you've become."

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

"Well you're obviously very good at your job so why don't we promote you to something you know nothing about!"

A Mom and Pop Operation

'It's a terrific family business: We have about 53 staff-members...'

"Clean your specs, lady?"

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

'There's no need for you to state your opinion, son. Just lipsynching mine will do fine.'

"Think you could teach your kid to throw straight?"