Family Business Juggler Gifts

'As a member of our great company family, my pink slip was signed with 'Yours Aunt Anny, personnel manager''.

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest

"Well the good news is that after the reorganisation you'll be leading the team."

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

'Investment charts can be complicated, son, but that usually means, 'bonuses'.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"Actually, I'm really looking for blessings that aren't in disguise"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

"I'm too busy to be stressed."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

"First break since 2008."

"I think I'll have the businessman's lunch."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Save us!'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

"....how many kids have we got now?"

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Baby On Boardroom

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Acclaimed mother.