Family Bonding Fans Pillows

"Why do leaves change color?"

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

At the market

A child interrupting family prayers

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

You never caw.

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Freak Family.

"We moved here for the schools."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Going to the pub with kids...

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Sharing sweets with dad.

'Wednesday wave.'