Family Bonding Fans Mugs

"Why do leaves change color?"

At the market

A child interrupting family prayers

"And this little piggy went – whoa! Where is your fifth little piggy?!"

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

"'Course I've seen one before...but never one that ate peanuts!"

Boy sits at father's desk at work and says on phone: 'OK, I'll have my boys call your boys ..'

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

Holiday Travel.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"A family party isn't complete until we all insult Tia Rosa's ex-husband."

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'Has he been out with your mother by any chance?'

"Think about it: Toby's the only ram here, so we have to be half brothers!"

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

'It's your husband. The baby won't burp for him.'

'Hey, wait a minute!'

"We moved here for the schools."

'This wouldn't have happened if you'd played catch with me more.'

"Dad! Color inside the lines!"

Freak Family.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Take your daughter to work day: 'Can you say 'intestines'?'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Going to the pub with kids...

My dad's teaching me how to mow the lawn, fish and use the grill, I'm teaching how to Google, text and use an ipod.

Miami: Home of the Miami Relatives

'Wednesday wave.'

"Either throw it back or try to catch another one."

Our first day of distance learning started off well.

Sharing sweets with dad.

Take-Your-Child-To-Work-Day

Restoration of mutual confidence between Mr. and Mrs. Micawber