Family Bonders Gifts

"She was the glue of the family."

"Emanaditas...grilled cheese sandwich...a mango... Oh yeah! And ice! Last time I sent a care package to my brother in Iraq, he said it was all spoiled."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

A child interrupting family prayers

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

Yoga with Baby

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"I consider every member of our family to be like family."

"I appreciate that you brought me to 'Take our daughters to work day' all those years ago, dad, but I still have to let you go!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"Today, son, you are a man."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

And when we came home, the entire anthill was gone... It was awful, Mom - but at least Harry and I still have each other...

Model Building

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"I think it's time we learned to stand up for our selves."

'At present, my son and I are extremely interested in genetics and heredity.'

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

"I'm with grandad now - yeah, he's fighting fit."

'If I want to live happily ever after, grandma, do I have to marry a princess?'

"I don't know what they do with it, son. I just harvest the data."

Family Feeling

"When I was your age the Big Dipper was over THERE."

'I know I'm your father, but I'm also your attorney and these father-son talks are considered billable hours.'

"So, Jenny in accounting needs all reimbursement forms backdated to the first of the month, but Dave in HR said she's just doing that to create busy work for everyone."

'I told Dad you painted his car!'

Love for the family

'You brought me a drink last night Dad.I reckon it's MY round tonight!'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Yes, there are a lot of stars, Son. Not as many as there are California Chardonnays, but a lot, just the same.'

'We couldn't afford school pictures this year so Timmy is doing the family portraits.'