Fame Hunter Pillows

'That's a bit rich: This guy reaches the pole once and makes front page! I've done it hundreds of times!'

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'The circle is complete!'

Anna Calvi

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Easter Island Cheeseheads

Jack Gleeson

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

A Club Sandwitch.

"Yoo-hoo. Fifteen minutes of fame is about to start."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Garden variety allergies."

"Call security, Miss Rightman. I have an overwhelming urge to throw good money after bad"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Spot Quiz....

Burnout Syndrome...

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

Soccer coach of the year.