Fall Gatherings T-Shirts

Fall on a desert island

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Christmas Tree

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Pumpkin patch

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

The devil you know and his plus one

The prying mantis,

"I think I'm having pre-traumatic stress disorder."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

celebrating a birth.

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Paul goes home for the holidays

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Children's Party

"Pssst! I had some CGI done."

Newton had actually discovered gravity at a family dinner in his early childhood.

Any idea how long your family might be visiting?

"Here's the baby's first birthday, her second, her third, look at her gifts..."

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."