Fall Decor Lover Pillows

Pumpkin Retirement Home

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"I can now fetch anything you want - on Etsy."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"The smaller horn is really a satellite radio antenna."

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Blow Up Christmas Tree

Car with upright Christmas tree.

Physicist's Christmas tree

The Deconstructed Tree

Elf

"Your intel on naughty and nice - NSA?"

Painting leaves onto a window.

"Nothing says 'Labor Day' like Halloween merchandise and Pumpkin Spice Latte."

"Which is the best variety for sitting around and eventually rotting because you don't even like apples, you just wanted to do something 'fallish'"?

"If we go out tonight, will the whole line end up going out with us, too?"

"Look who found God."

Nutcracker Island

"We're never going to get this tree decorated, if we keep pawing at the ornaments."

Mummies solution.

"I only wear the medals around the holidays."

'Autumn!'

'I'm sorry, lady...I just deliver the stuff. I can't help you open that plastic packaging!'

A lift with a living room inside

"Do you smell what I smell?

'I just think you obvious post holiday high is a little unseemly.'

"Honey, your mother is here."

'Dang! I wish I had lips!' 'Phew! I'm glad I don't have lips!'

The Art Gallery

Xmas special - the same stuff we always sell, but now with added spray snow on the window.

'Happy Halloween'