Faithful Taskmaster Gifts

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

Worker ant's To Do list.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

I'm afraid neatness doesn't count, Mrs Wilson

Monday around 9PM.

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

'The Doctor says you can be discharged - so I've brought you a list of jobs you can do when you get home!'

Beesy schedule.

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

'For your penance, download five 'Hail marys' and ten 'Our fathers'.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

'The trouble with living on a farm is there are too many things a child can do.'

'I asked for a report on the long and short of it, Henderson - This only addresses the breadth and depth.'

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'To everything there is a season; a time to cut, and a time to paste...'

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

Jesus swept.