Faithful Scientists Pillows

"This is the one - we want you to pray for this one."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

"Always with the String Theory."

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Christian and Born again Christian...

'Don't believe everything you read in the papers!' (Vicar to lady reading the war cry).

COVID Devotion

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

'So help me, which god?'

"And a source said let there be light."

'I thought about leaving once, but I couldn't quit the habit.'

'You may be serving Him up there, but don't forget...I'm boss down here.'

"Please cut and paste these prayers to an other gods up there....just in case I've been following the wrong one."

'Oh my god!'

Today's lesson: the plague of darkness

'If Jesus died to forgive our sins, the least we can do is commit a few.'

Prophets are up.

"Not the God I expected."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

"I'm from the Bible - a new publication - and we'd like your first hand account of this event."

Elderly religious cleric takes stair lift up the temple.

Our grandfathers called it the Sabbath, our fathers called it Sunday... And we call it the weekend.

The Big Bang - Preachers.